MeadenKGB's Joint

Merry Christmas

2005-12-24T13:31:00.000-05:00

BeAT bOX

2005-12-21T18:33:00.000-05:00

This is some of the craziest shit I've ever heard. I don't know who this guy is, or where this is goin down. but check this beat box session out. This guy is ridiculous.

Check him at ebaumsworld......

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/beatbox.html

Who's Hotter? Round 1 - Leeann Tweeden vs. Brooke Burke

2005-12-20T15:34:00.000-05:00

Vote for who's hotter in the comment box....

Check back for results and round 2 of who's hotter

Thank you Stuff Magazine

RONA

2005-12-14T16:54:00.000-05:00

So I had my first shift at Rona Cashway today..... I finally got a job after being a bum for 2 weeks....For those that dont know I worked there for about 4 1/2 years and quit in Oct 04 to persue other things....and well things did pan out for me, just not exactly as expected...So I am back for a second stint at the way...It is the exact same as it was when I left..some new faces, but its like i never left... I don't mind it all. cool ppl, decent pay, and easy work...should do just fine for the time being...Yim, i better see you there in the summer, and b-rent, i know you'll be back...4 life.. haha.......and well.. thats how i roll.

FALLEN EAGLES PT 2

2005-12-12T14:41:00.000-05:00

So yesturday, with a late fumble that was recoverd by NY and a field goal soon to follow, my Philadelphia Eagles were officially eliminated from a post season appearance. 4 years of being the class of the NFC. 4 NFC championship appearances with only 1 Superbowl appearance. It was a sad day for myself and the millions of eagels fans. Of course most of the blame can be placed on certain individuals and injuries to key people, however, thats no excuse for the performance they displayed this season. I'm not gonna rant and write a novel like i did with my last eagles post. This will be short and bittersweet. It is fucking devastating. How shitty they performed all season, and we'll just have to wait and see what happens next season.

Shelley.. you win this battle, good luck in the playoffs....even though they have no chance at winning it all, they will battle hard... and i'm slowly changing my mind about them. As for beekes and the falcons, well you can just go straight to hell...enough with the damn text msgs already.

Thats it, thats all......fucking eagles.

My name is George

2005-12-08T15:44:00.000-05:00

My name is George......I'm unemployed and live with my parents...

Bah!!! I need a job

Moving Day

2005-12-07T02:38:00.000-05:00

So, I moved away from T.O and back to Oakville today. I had spent the last 7 months or so living in a sweet condo with my roomate Terry. It was actually right across the street from the Air Canada Centre and it was a SICK condo... It is truly bittersweet moving back cause both have there ads and disses. However, nothing beats living on your own in Toronto. Definitly an amazing time up there. Had some very memorable drunkin nights with all the beauts up there.....Hey Ghaeli....cough if your getting a BJ. hahahah....and didnt you hit on a trans during pride weekend too???? hey condon... AFLAAAAAAAAAK...the countless times we went to picadellis (or however you spell it)...and my personal favorite... the nights at systems on saturdays..... oh and the girls gone wild foam party there was definitly a top memory.....yeeeeeeeah....and of course last weekends final jam session. It was the first time living out on my own, and definitly learned that money management is really important and that its not as easy as it looks.. But alas, I have returned back to Oakville, time to start from scratch. It was an experience I will never forget, and so Terry I say thank you for the opportunity It was fun and a pleasure...good times.

now Vince, you were sayin something about a house in february????

Beekes' Bday Bash

2005-12-07T01:35:00.000-05:00

So last friday was our friend Melissa Weekes AKA 'BEEKES' birthday. Again, as with last year, it was a formal celebration, however this time, the ri'drunk'ulous crew took their show on the road to T.DOT. The Laurentian Room. Some lounge that was good. The night started

with about 35 ppl arriving at beekes house all decked out in suits and sexy dresses to begin the nights occasion. The drinks started to flow like water and before we all new it we were shitfaced before we even left oakville. I personally drank a 26er of C.C. and was good to go all the way to t.o. But if the pre-drink was any sign of things to come that night, we all knew it was gonna be one to remember, or if it were really good, one we wouldn't. What I found the most humourous of the night was that although it was a formal occasion, liqour only, and nice lounge our transportation was a giant yellow school bus. Of course, like grade school the cool kids sat at the back. jokes.

That was in my opinion the best part of the night, the school bus rides. It was one crazy ride at that. Everyone drinking getting fucked up and rowdy. The beauts in the back, which included myself, were drinking like machines, and at one point started singing famous 80's songs such as the Rightous Brothers - You've lost that loving feeling. Thats pretty much a theme song amongst us beauts. But when you have half a bus singing it, you know that everyone is drunk and ready to go. If one word can describe the ride - Antics - cause it was one hell of a shitshow.

So we reach the bar, walk in, and well this is where the party became a party. People drinking, dancing, flirting, playing musical instruments...Bongo Ghaeli... and talking it up with everyone. It was like that for hours, only thing is, over those hours, we just got more and more wasted. It was actually ridiculous the amount of partying that went down at this bar. Although we arrived dressed classy, us beauts can't be all together and remain classy... We looked good, but who are we kidding, we're just a bunch of lushs who party, and party hard.

So the night at the bar ended, and the bus picked us up. I got dropped off downtown, so I can't really say much about the ride back to Oakville. However, I did find out that chemo pissed in a 2 litre bottle and threw it on a windsheild...Other then that, no idea. Chemo....you beaut.

Overall, It was an awesome night, one that if I didn't have pics to, probably wouldn't remember. Cause I was fucked all day the next day, so hung over, ridiculous. But yeah, great night, beekes, salut...to one helluva night.

(I have too many pics to post, so for any of your gerry's that were there and want them, tell me)

Booooooooored

2005-11-29T22:26:00.000-05:00

So it's night time right now, and I am extremely bored, and thought I would share my state of mind with all you out there. Nothing is appealing to me right now. For some reason I am in a bitter mood and don't even know why. I don't feel like talking to some of my good friends on the phone, and when I do, I am just not interested in what they have to say, although I am trying to. Maybe I'm just bitter and angry at my boredom. I don't know... I finished reading my book so I can't do that. I have no money to go out. None of my friends are in town tonight to do anything. I'm listening to the same music playlist I have been for a year now and staring at my msn list hoping someone entertaining will sign on. I can't remember the last time I was this bored. Thank God for blogs, or else I would have no idea as to what I would waste my time with right now.

Well there it is. My state of mind this tuesday night. cheers

The DaVinci Code

2005-11-28T15:19:00.000-05:00

So I was up till 3am last night cause I just couldn't put Dan Brown's 'The DaVinci Code' down. Wether or not your a religious person, this book will definitly make you ponder the possibilities that it suggests. For those of you who haven't read the book, you should stop reading this post now, as I am about to reveal it's contents. For those interested, please continue.

The story follows an American professor in Paris on business, Robert Langdon. A highly regarded symbologist who hails from Harvard. One night as he sleeps in his hotel suite, he recieves an urgent phone call and is stunned to hear that the elderly curator of the Louvre has been murdered inside the museum. A man he was suppose to meet with the following day, and a man with a secret to pass on. That one phone call, changes the course of his life forever as it triggers a chain of events that leads or main character on a journey that will reveal a secret that could expose the Church as a fraud.

The secret? the secret is the Holy Grail, and it's not what you would think. It's not the Cup of Christ. It is a person. That person Mary Magadeline, the prostitute. Or was she? Or was she something else. Someone with great power that was to lead the faith upon the crucifixtion of Jesus Christ. Someone, the Church wanted to rid themselves of, and cast away into the shadows. But why?? Why would the church want to rid themselves of such a predominate woman?Well that is the stories 'truth' that is set to be revealed. That truth? That Mary Magdaline was in fact the wife of Jesus Christ, and indeed spawned a child that stemmed a Royal Bloodline that still exists today. The Priory of Sion has been protecting this secret, awaiting for the proper time to reveal it to the world. That time, now.

The Priory of Sion, an ancient secret society, which members included the likes of Sir Isaac Newton, Botticelli, Victor Hugo, and DaVinci have been the protectors of this secret for hundreds of years. Leaving subtle clues in their work for all to see but very few to understand. The use of symbology and cryptology are used as the keys to unlocking and discovering the answers to all the clues as Robert and his cryptologist friend Sophie Neveu search for the truth, and eventually find in the most unlikely of places.

I highly recommend this book to everyone. Wether or not you are a big reader or not, or religious or not, this book is truly brilliant and exciting. A perfect mix of fact and fiction that created a story that is so controversial. A true conspiracy theory story. As the secret is on the verge of being discovered and exposed, you're left asking yourself questions that at first seem unanswerable, unitl you read further and the answers become obvious. The twists and turns of the plot only added to the suspense of this novel. I found myself a few times researching some of this novels contents immediately after reading them and finding them to be factual. I found it that fascinating, and believe me I did not ruin it by telling you what the secret is, you will be more infactuated with this novel by wanting to validate the clues and evidence left behind by these great people yourself. That is what makes this novel what it is.

You may or may not believe what is being told in this novel, I personally cannot believe it until solid proof is presented. However, it does make me think about it more, and want to find out if it is true or not. Or It could be just completely ridiculous and just a well researched novel filled with coincidences. Either way you look at it, it is still a brilliantly written novel that deserves a read, even if only for the controversial conspiracy attraction of it.

If your not a fan of reading you can always wait for the movie to come out on May 19, 06. But I do suggest reading the novel first. I am now a Dan Brown fan.

THE LAST SUPPER

*Jesus Christ with his 12 male disciples at the Last Supper as painted by Leonardo DaVinci. The legendary painting where Jesus announces that one of his disciples will betray him. But wait. Take a closer look at the one sitting to the left of Him.. is that....a woman?*

LAST CALL

2005-11-27T12:21:00.000-05:00

So last night, my roomate Terry and I hosted a party at our condo. One last party before we give up this place and move back to Oakville in a couple weeks. It was done proper. Open bar, free food, and just a good time with friends. We had a pretty solid turn out of people too. I had no idea we could fit that many people in this place, cause, well, its not the biggest place, but we managed.

As the night progressed, more and more people arrived. It was the place to be. People I haven't seen in years showed up, such as Heather Coates, that was pretty random, but it was all good, the more the better.

Everyone was going hard on the liqour that night. Shots were getting dished out left, right and centre. Drinking games were in full effect, and of course people stuffing their faces with food.

So we all were partyin hard till about 12:30 when we decided to go to the bar. We ended up going to Republik. It was amazing. Everyone was dancing hard, drinking even harder and having a good time. Although they should add to the name of the bar, and call it 'The Republik of Asia', cause damn, so many Asians in that place. Overall it was a good time, I will be going there again. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, on the walk home Ghaeli and I saw a hit and run victim being treated, that was fucked. Apparantly some of the witnesses said it was a BMW, but the guy was down and out getting medical treatment in the middle of the road. Hope the guy is alright.

and so the night at the bar ended, and a few of us returned to the condo. Some passed out, others stayed up and had more drinks. Overall it was a great night, one I won't soon forget. Our last party at this condo was one to remember, thanks to all who came.

Breaking News

2005-11-25T17:20:00.000-05:00

God's Penis????

2005-11-24T13:36:00.000-05:00

They don't call Him the one almighty for nothing.

Feminist Rally

2005-11-24T02:20:00.000-05:00

pure jokes.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

2005-11-24T00:37:00.000-05:00

This is probably the funniest pic I have ever seen. My buddy Brent who goes to university in Halifax took this after the taco bell guy fucked his order up. sucks to be that guy. hahaha

check the story at http://brentstephen.blogspot.com

you're my boy brent, you're the man.

Big Perpin up in L.O.O

2005-11-24T00:25:00.000-05:00

This is my favorite pic from waterloo last weekend.. Poor Annie, had no idea what she was getting into that night. However, she did win the battle royal, I'll give her that. Annie 1 Meaden 0.....but round two is coming

Angelo

2005-11-24T00:17:00.000-05:00

This is my buddy angelo, he constantly posts comments informing me that my blog bores him. Maybe having this pic of him posted will shut him up for a bit. Quite the character....a real beaut.

check is story at http://gsusking.blogspot.com

New Bond Car

2005-11-17T18:13:00.000-05:00

So it has been said that the new Aston Martin V8 Vantage will be the vehicle of choice in the new 007 film Casino Royale staring the newly appointed James Bond, Daniel Craig. This car is amazing in every aspect. I think it's one of the best choice bond cars that the films producers have ever chosen. Its styling is incredible, has a real elegance and class to it and combined with its high performance, it makes the perfect Bond car.

I'm really looking forward to the new movie coming out as I am a big 007 fan. Its all about the Bond girl, who might be Angelina Jolie this time which would be nice, and the Bond cars and if the producers go with this beauty, I'll be one happy moviegoer.

Here are some specs for you car enthusiasts.

Suspension Type
Independent double aluminum wishbones front and rear, with coil-over-shock springs and anti-roll bars

Engine Type
90-degree V8, all-aluminum, dual overhead camshafts, four valves per cylinder, variable inlet camshaft timing, dry sump

Horsepower
380 hp

Torque
302 pound-feet @ 5,000 rpm

Acceleration
zero to 60 mph in 4.9 seconds

EPA Mileage
11 mpg city/ 23 mpg highway

...and who knows what else Q will add to this beast.

Although it is still early, and the producers can change their minds on what car they want, from what I've heard there is a good chance that you will be seeing Bond behind the wheel of this beauty in Casino Royale. So I figure I would share this knowledge with you all.

I give this car 2 thumbs up, this car is just sick...

To bad its over 100 000 grand.

Fallen Eagles

2005-11-15T15:12:00.000-05:00

Fallen Eagles

So last night I got to see my beloved Philadelphia Eagles play on Monday Night Football against their biggest rival, the Dallas Cowboys.... The team has been struggling a lot this season on and off the field. A team that made it to the fucking superbowl last season, now in the basement of their division. Let me say I am one angry motherfucker these days. They currently sit below 500. I can't even remember the last time they had a losing record midway through the season, but sure enough thats where their at.

Nothing seems to be going right at all. Our D is Bi-polar and is seriously fucked. Some times the look brilliant, but most times look like they can't defend shit. I mean, Cowboys need to get a touchdown, you know their gonna throw the ball, but you bring an all-out blitz and leave man on man coverage. That was just stupid....way to go jimmy johnson. Our quarterback, Mr. McNabb, who I really can't stand right now, and starting to see where Owens is coming from when he critized him, really can't not comprehend some of his passing decisions. He seems to always be under-throwing or over-throwing passes. His accuracy is horrible at times. Sometimes, he looks like the McNabb of last year, when he was dominate, but he never fails to fail. Thats 2 games in a row he throws a pick that cost the game late in the 4th. It's really ridiculous. I know he's injured, and wants to be a 'warrior', which I do admire, however, he's no Farve, and he's costing the team precious victories. He not only threw a late interception to Roy Williams last night, I think he might have just thrown the Eagles season away with that pass.

And of course, theres the T.O. saga. To be honest, I am more pissed at McNabb then I am with Owens at this point. When all that shit went down last week, I was on the fence with him. Of course I was pissed that he was destroying the chemistry in the locker room, and I believe that Reid made that right call suspending him. But like I said earlier, after last nights game, and the games against Washington and Denver, I am starting to see where Owens was coming from. However, that does not mean I agree with what Owens did to this team. There are other ways of going about it. Owens fucked up big on that one, both with the Eagles and any future team he plays with. Who's gonna want to sign him long term?

The media is now going off on teams that he would fit in nicely with, and have the coaching staff to change him. Bullshit! Two things, Owens will never change the way he is, just like the rest of us, we are who we are. Sure he's the best wide reciever in the game, but no one will be able to change his personality towards what he thinks he deserves and his selfishness.

Secondly, before he arrived in Philly, he was going off about how he thinks the Eagles were his best fit, and that McNabb was the best QB that would compliment him on the field. He was right last year when they made it to the Superbowl, but year two into his 7 year 49 million dollar contract, He wants more money, and when the Eagles didn't give it to him, the team that once was the best fit for him, wasn't anymore, and the QB that was suppose to compliment him on the field became less appealing to him. So was he lying? Is there another 'best fit' team and QB for him out in the NFL somewhere. Well I'm sure we will all find out at the end of the season. Just don't be surprised that if at the start of his second season with his new team, He starts acting up again with contract issues again, and then he's off again to find his new 'best fit' team and QB. I can just see him now, at the press conference announcing his signing to a new team and a member of the media asks him that question. Owens response " But I really really really really really, truly mean it this time, he's the QB for me". It truly is a shame, cause I was always a T.O fan. He actually was my favourite player and once he came to Philadelphia it was a dream come true, the perfect marriage. However, this year Owens has made me have to come to a decision between himself and the Eagles. Well, sorry T.O. Buh Bye.

So, with a shot D, injured & sketchy Quarterback, a star wideout as an off field distraction that just doesn't want to go away, and a 4 -5 record with tough divisional games ahead, I am very close to throwing in the towel on this season. However, I will not give up on the team until they are out. I love the Eagles and I'm not affraid to admit that I am passionate about my favorite team. I'm a typical sports fan, love them when they win, hate them when they don't, But I will always support the Eagles win or lose. But yah, I needed to rant, cause right now, they're pissing me off.

EAGLES BABY

2005-11-14T22:56:00.000-05:00

Just DAMN!

I love the Eagles

Jim Lahey is my buddy

2005-11-12T15:47:00.000-05:00

This beaut right here is my buddy Jimmy dressed up as Jim Lahey from the Trailer Park Boys...Quite the gerald if you ask me..

I am the liquor Randy...

Sloan's Birthday

2005-11-12T13:30:00.000-05:00

These are a few pics from Sloans birthday this past september....We ended up at Elixer @ hess village in Hamilton... We had a pretty solid crew goin on that night.... It was me, chemo, deebo, terry t. dot, sloan, nicole, jay dub, mandy and b bawla... However, although it was sloans bday, I have no pics of him, just these... I was once again pretty fucked up, I think I hit on every girl in the bar...got my balls busted by deebo cause some nasty broad was hittin on me... I was cryin out for help...but no one was willling to help a brotha....pricks... If that was them I would jump on the gernade...ah well....Overall a good time

MMVA's 2005

2005-11-12T13:14:00.000-05:00

These are pics from the Much Music Video awards this past summer. Some friends from school and I were hired to promote the film Land of the Dead....It was nothing special, kinda stupid really...just something to do. We were all decked out in zombie wear and make up....We were pretty fuckin drunk that night....were such beauts... We were suppose to crash the award show and cause shit... We kinda took it too far and almost got arrested a few times... and almost got the shit kicked out of us...My buddy had beer splashed in his face cause he stole some dudes hat... the guy is crazy... I scared the shit out of some big black guy that night, he actually ran like a girl screaming.. his buddies busted his balls for that one...It was quite the night...the live acts were kinda weak...Billy Talent was good though...we talked so much shit to some of the artists when they arrived...the backstreet boys got it good... It was one hell of a drunkin night...

George W. Bush.. The Leader of the Free World

2005-11-12T00:32:00.000-05:00

What a DUMBASS

BOND...JAMES BOND

2005-11-12T00:27:00.000-05:00

Just thought this was a cool pic of the original 007

Fuckin' Chuck Norris

2005-11-11T19:49:00.000-05:00

"Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying booya".

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain".

"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded"

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits"

"After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

"Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change".

"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths"

LINDA

2005-11-11T17:35:00.000-05:00

Linda is the title of a film I worked on last winter. The Director, Hai Lin, is a good guy.....It's an Eastern style film about an amateur prostitute and a middle class man. It focuses on the emotional struggle he endures upon discovering throughout the night, who this woman really is. It was accepted into the Westchester Film Festival down in the U.S. and its status is still pending for acceptance into European festivals. This was a fun shoot to be on. It took 3 days to shoot at 2 locations in Toronto and Scarborough.. The last night was rough though... The crew worked 28 hours straight on no sleep... He has a few other projects on the go, including an action feature to be shot in Hong Kong. He has ask for me to join his crew. We'll see about Hong Kong when the time comes. Although if I can, I'm outta here...

Devastatin' Dave

2005-11-11T16:39:00.000-05:00

Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave is your buddy chemo

Nine Inch Nails

2005-11-11T15:45:00.000-05:00

So last night I went to the Nine Inch Nails concert with chemo and deebo....It was amazing.... and was worth the wait to see them... If you ever get a chance you should see them...Queens of the Stone Age were pretty good too....That cowbell song...awesome... It sucked that they didn't serve any booze though, but it was still really good times. Jim and his buddy were 3 rows back from the stage, that fuck...I went crazy when Head Like A Hole came on...Apparantly, Toronto was the fastest selling show on the entire tour. Represent that shit.

Poker Champ

2005-11-11T15:25:00.000-05:00

This is me wasted... this is me taking my friends money in poker... and this is ghaeli pulling a bertuzzi on my ass...Ghaeli is BAAAAAAAAAAAD at poker

Emcee Japhy alongside The Great White

2005-11-11T15:03:00.000-05:00

This is my buddy Matt aka japhy emcee ....he and I have been drum and bass emcees since high school...He's done good with it, check Prolifik productions. He's involved with that. They are always throwing parties in the Niagra region and GTA and everytime they do, they throw me on the card...

These pics were takin at a formal bday event

Beekes

2005-11-11T14:48:00.000-05:00

Beekes, for real, close your mouth during pictures, thats hideous.

Eagles and Bengals

2005-11-11T14:20:00.000-05:00

I must start by talking about my eagles...and how shelley doesn't know football....Let me first start by sayin she only became a bengals fans this season...AKA bandwagoner....She constantly disses my eagles, who if were injury free and cancer free (owens).. would be dominating again...So I say to you shell, enjoy the regular season and the first round, cause your not goin any further then that..... BENGALS ARE PRETENDERS...